Whats Goin Down Playa???

EVOLUTION 

ya thats right ..... thats evolution all right .... the mama version ... hahaha .... yo yo yo ... the champ is here !!!!! i said the champ is here !!!! its been a while since i was typin down my keyboard to update my blog ..... ok where do i start ... now i am in ITE bishan ... nice place la .... but got a few wierd ppl down there la .... got one who talks so loud anywhere and anytime .... sounds like nicholas .... and another one who keeps swearin like nobody business .... sound likes jerry .... everywhere i go there is always somebody who represent this 2 clowns whom i knew for the past 5 years ... now they are in kaki bukit prison school .... hahahaha ... then i went to kuala lumpur with syahrul .... the fucker cannot keep his mouth shut while sleepin ... suddenly one rat will go inside your mouth .... anyways .... Del Piero still the best soccer player out there .... Man Utd still suck .... and MHSS is still standin .... not for long .... after it will be burn down by crazy firemen .... which are nicholas and jerry after gettin posted to Civil Defense .... hahaha .... well thats not true .... but you may never know ..... between these 2 months have been quite rough ... there were conflicts between friends and i hate my class ... not all of them i mean .... but there are some sack of shit withtin my class ... went out for dinner with the gang ( del piero, totti, vieri, ronaldo and buffon) eh??? no no no i mean the other gang .... the singaporean gang (jerry, nicholas, syahrul, izzat, zarin) and found out that the waiter there dosen now what is MILO PENG ..... for PENG's sake .... this is singapore everybody knows what's a goddamn MILO PENG is .... the fucked up waiter was confused as if he was fucked by a rat .... when the rat was insertin its little penis into his large black ass , the fucker started shoutin PENG AH PENG AH .... that was some crazy ass shit .... ok gotta go now .... chill

For The Past 2 Weeks

Hmmmm.... Firstly the chalet was a success or maybe a flop as there was no visitors except uninvited ones (irwan and wayne)jackasses.... but we manage to finish the food thanks to "Bizzare" which i think you all know who... his job was to sit and eat and make a fool of himself ..... thats that .... Singapore Idol was on last week and saw many ass clowns lining up outside suntec city and none and I MEAN NONE of them look like a star ... bunch of primadonnas ..... Then i went to Malaysia for 2 days for a wedding ... quiet enjoyable and saw a man juggle a coconut .... saw that for a first time ....hah ... i think thats all .... so CHILL...

You Betta Ready ...... To Bow To The Masters

Yo yo wassup.... so three more days to extreme fun and i mean EXTREME fun.Man Utd won the FA cup againts Milwall woooo!!! what a suprise damn one sided ... no real challenge .... and van nistelrooy thinks he is great by scoring 2 MARVELLOUS goals hmmmmm
my ASS!!!!! EVEN jerry could have scored those two goals.... but whatever they still suck . Now to back to serious matters .... oh yah almost forgot that day when i went home after soccer training whilst waiting for the bus .... i saw a man.... half naked.... dancing in front of me .... but he was a mentally disturbed man ...
pity him ... reminded me of PARTY BOY JAPAN .... remember that Nicholas .... yah.... you remembered that well don't you .... AH SHIT THERES A COCKROACH BESIDE ME ..... OK thats done .... Wednesday meetin up with the guys ... opps ... i mean GALS ... hope the chalet will operate smoothly .... so guys and who ever is reading this you just owe me 50 bucks .... and thats the bottom line cuz the ASSMAN said so ... PASS ME A BEER YOU S.O.B.... CHILL...

The Day Is Upon Us!!!!!! ......... our chalet that is .............

well well our chalet is coming up ........ with food to prepare guest list and of course PRANKS on our goody goody friends.HA my prank list is very long of course but i would not loke to mention names.... NICHOLAS .....oops..... JERRY....oops i did it again...hmmm these are a few names.And yes today i saw bollywood stars at hyatt hotel with the ever present Nicholas.Nice Fella la.
Back bout the chalet.A few of my PRANK gadgets are a water gun and laxitive.The bottom line is that do take care of your misareble selves during the chalet cuz the BOOGIEMAN will be takin over.Take care of your under garments gentlemen or you might find leftover dog food inside and please and i mean please check your drinks before you drink them.... or you might be shitting in your goddamn pants.More warnings of danger in my upcomin blog..... CHILL

My Own Punk'd Show ....... Too Bad Not Everybody Can Enjoy It

well not everybody can say they have their own "screw your friends show". two days ago we (me,syahrul,nicholas and zarin)punk'd the hell out of momin (some kind of wierd laughing creature)into saying all sorts of crap he wants to do on nicholas at the chalet ..... putting chicken wings into his shoe(which i doubt nicholas will be wearing one for the chalet cuz he is a sandals and slippers man).Then i said we will tie nicholas to the bed and MAYBE just MAYBE having a girl whipping him with a belt.... HA HA HA HA HA ..... ok thats that ..... Next victim is Jim Paul aka Jerry Leon Kasman ....now this fucker does not know the meaning of fun ..... firstly he did not give any ideas on physical torture to nicholas or syahrul .... maybe he having period or something ..... and MAN was that damn boring ..... HARVIN YOU'RE NEXT !!!!!!
And Shila made my day when she had broken off with her guy YES AH !!! hope she can come for the chalet ..... always be patient with a girl thats what i learn from her and i will try my best to get her ...... CHILL .......